I’m humbled by the avalanche of media attention that I’ve been getting. Since Bolivia is still a capitalist nation, my buddies have urged me to hire a publicist and try to make some money off of this fame. My new publicist’s last gig was working for Tuto’s red jacket, but we all know how that turned out. Since this administration will be all about inclusion, I don’t fault her for working for PODEMOS. This is business, not politics.